Arse Face Towel

Probably the greatest advance in personal hygiene since soap and water! Some things in life are so simple that they need no explanation. The Arse / Face Towel is one of them. One half of the towel is white (to dry your face) and the other half is brown (to dry your bum crack without leaving embarrassing stains) . For the colour blind, the towel is clearly marked in massive letters: ARSE and FACE. So, now you know, and you will never be arse about face ever again! The only remaining question is what to do with the rest of your body? Also available: ARSE / FACE SOAP
Arse Face Towel